PB's Plea

Oh my dear, dear sweet-toothers. Though peanut butter and chocolate may be brothers from another manufacturer, please recall that they remain of the same family of delectableness. There is no intended malice or attempted conversion here. It’s just that peanut butter, the overshadowed substance—caused by chocolate’s fantastic charisma and charm—has only hoped for a taste of time in the sun. It would even accept a 60-40 timeshare. Please. Why would chocolate feel so threatened by his more trans fatty-prone pal?